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12-06-2018, 09:33 AM
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TODAY IS...
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Hamishville
Posts: 46,094
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Only in America
You see an overweight kid eating 2 ice creams, a soda, and a cookie. Only in America.
Half of the population owns a gun. Only in America.
“God created war so that Americans could learn geography.” -Mark Twain
How do you get 500 Americans into a box of donuts?
Tell them there’s only a few left.
It’s called the American dream because you have to be dreaming to believe it.
What shall we do to prevent illegal immigration? “BUILD A WALL!” President Donald Trump
An American is hospitalized due to a heart attack. He dies because he didn’t have health insurance.
“You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they’ve tried everything else.” -Winston Churchill
“The Obesity Burger with a side of Diabetes Soda, please.” -Lots of People
Guns. The only part of the American economy that’s still growing.
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12-06-2018, 11:47 AM
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My mind is full of miscellaneous stuff.
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Michigan
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Sounds about right.
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12-06-2018, 12:56 PM
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Why don't I have a Custom Title by now?
Join Date: Oct 2017
Location: Washington state
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Seems a little negative... even if it IS accurate.
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12-06-2018, 01:49 PM
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(Insert atrocity here) .... 'It's nothing to do with Islam.'
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Chicagoland and Londonistan.
Posts: 5,937
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This wasn't sexy, so I'll assume that it's funny.
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“The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it. Power is what all messiahs really seek: not the chance to serve.”
― H.L. Mencken
I'm thinking he meant this about all the eco-mentalists supporting AGW.
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12-06-2018, 03:12 PM
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I saw a perfect gift for mOOse, but I didn't buy it, because, well, I'm cheap.
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: On the road
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Originally Posted by 1apreferably
This wasn't sexy, so I'll assume that it's funny.
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It's neither. And the ones that end "Only in America" are dead wrong.
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