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Old 12-06-2018, 09:33 AM   #1
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You see an overweight kid eating 2 ice creams, a soda, and a cookie. Only in America.

Half of the population owns a gun. Only in America.

“God created war so that Americans could learn geography.” -Mark Twain

How do you get 500 Americans into a box of donuts?

Tell them there’s only a few left.

It’s called the American dream because you have to be dreaming to believe it.

What shall we do to prevent illegal immigration? “BUILD A WALL!” President Donald Trump

An American is hospitalized due to a heart attack. He dies because he didn’t have health insurance.

“You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they’ve tried everything else.” -Winston Churchill

“The Obesity Burger with a side of Diabetes Soda, please.” -Lots of People

Guns. The only part of the American economy that’s still growing.
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Old 12-06-2018, 11:47 AM   #2
My mind is full of miscellaneous stuff.
 
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Sounds about right.
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Old 12-06-2018, 12:56 PM   #3
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Seems a little negative... even if it IS accurate.
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Old 12-06-2018, 01:49 PM   #4
(Insert atrocity here) .... 'It's nothing to do with Islam.'
 
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This wasn't sexy, so I'll assume that it's funny.
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I'm thinking he meant this about all the eco-mentalists supporting AGW.
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Old 12-06-2018, 03:12 PM   #5
I saw a perfect gift for mOOse, but I didn't buy it, because, well, I'm cheap.
 
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This wasn't sexy, so I'll assume that it's funny.

It's neither. And the ones that end "Only in America" are dead wrong.
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