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Old 12-07-2018, 09:54 AM   #1
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Old 12-07-2018, 11:03 AM   #2
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Old 12-07-2018, 04:02 PM   #3
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WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

USER: cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER: boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER: 1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages

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USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages

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USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesYouStupidIdiotGiveMeAccessNo w!

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USER : IWillHuntYouDown50BloodyBoiledCabbagesYouStupidIdi otGiveMeAccessNow

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Old 12-07-2018, 04:05 PM   #4
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Old 12-07-2018, 04:07 PM   #5
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Someone knocked at my door this afternoon.

When I opened it, I saw a guy from Domino's holding a cheese tomato pizza.

"I haven't ordered any pizza," I said, "This must be a mistake."

"I know," he replied, "Your neighbor belmontdude forgot his Facebook password and wanted to show you what he was eating for lunch."
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Someone knocked at my door this afternoon.

When I opened it, I saw a guy from Domino's holding a cheese tomato pizza.

"I haven't ordered any pizza," I said, "This must be a mistake."

"I know," he replied, "Your neighbor belmontdude forgot his Facebook password and wanted to show you what he was eating for lunch."


So hurry up, I hate cold pizza.
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