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Old 12-07-2018, 09:56 AM   #1
TODAY IS...
 
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Steve Jobs Died a billionaire at age 56. This is his final essay:
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I reached the pinnacle of success in the business world.
In some others' eyes, my life is the epitome of success.
However, aside from work, I have little joy.
In the end, my wealth is only a fact of life
that I am accustomed to.
At this moment, lying on my bed and recalling my life, I realise that all the recognition and wealth that
I took so much pride in have paled and become meaningless in the face of my death.
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You can employ someone to drive the car for you, make money for you but you cannot have someone bear your sickness for you.
Material things lost can be found or replaced.
But there is one thing that can never be found when it's lost - Life.
Whichever stage in life you are in right now, with time, you will face the day when the curtain comes down.
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Treasure love for your family, love for your spouse, love for your friends.
Treat yourself well and cherish others.
As we grow older, and hopefully wiser, we realise that a $300 or a $30 watch both tell the same time.
You will realise that your true inner happiness does not come from the material things of this world.
Whether you fly first class or economy, if the plane goes down - you go down with it.
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Therefore, I hope you realise, when you have mates, buddies and old friends, brothers and sisters, who you chat with, laugh with, talk with, have sing songs with, talk about north-south-east-west or heaven and earth, that is true happiness!
Don't educate your children to be rich.
Educate them to be happy.
So when they grow up they will know the value of things and not the price.
Eat your food as your medicine, otherwise you have to eat medicine as your food.
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The One who loves you will never leave you for another because, even if there are 100 reasons to give up, he or she will find a reason to hold on.
There is a big difference between a human being and being human.
Only a few really understand it.
You are loved when you are born.
You will be loved when you die.
In between, you have to manage!
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The six best doctors in the world are sunlight, rest, exercise, diet, self-confidence and friends.
Maintain them in all stages and enjoy a healthy life.”
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Old 12-07-2018, 11:05 AM   #2
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Maybe doing acid at work like he did DOES bring you some profound insights after all. Wise words indeed.
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Old 12-07-2018, 01:36 PM   #3
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It's interesting how many people are complete assholes for most of their adult life and then think this way at the end. The thoughts are nice and sound wise, but I don't think they make up for all of the grief and pain people like this cause when they're alive.

Just a thought...

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Old 12-07-2018, 05:47 PM   #4
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Old 12-07-2018, 08:11 PM   #5
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These are all things my parents taught me as a child.
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Old 12-07-2018, 10:00 PM   #6
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Doesn`t hurt to have a few $$$$$ in your wallet to ease the pain...we all die in the end.
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