Welcome to the Sexy and Funny Forums forums.

You are currently viewing our forums as a guest which gives you very limited access to what we have to offer. By joining our community you will have access to post replies/topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, remove some of the ads and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact contact us.

Bored? Go watch girls get naked on cam for free!

Go Back   Sexy and Funny Forums > General Forums > Funhouse of Fun
User Name
Password

Latest from S&F
Random S&F
  
Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes 0 Attachment(s)
Old 01-11-2019, 12:20 PM   #1
My mind is full of miscellaneous stuff.
 
oppenoppen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Michigan
Posts: 6,794
Casino Cash: $93477
My Mood:
Rep Power: 10
Avg Rep Per Post: 73.61
oppenoppen has a reputation beyond repute (500105 total rep)x76
oppenoppen has a reputation beyond repute (500105 total rep)oppenoppen has a reputation beyond repute (500105 total rep)oppenoppen has a reputation beyond repute (500105 total rep)oppenoppen has a reputation beyond repute (500105 total rep)oppenoppen has a reputation beyond repute (500105 total rep)oppenoppen has a reputation beyond repute (500105 total rep)oppenoppen has a reputation beyond repute (500105 total rep)oppenoppen has a reputation beyond repute (500105 total rep)oppenoppen has a reputation beyond repute (500105 total rep)oppenoppen has a reputation beyond repute (500105 total rep)oppenoppen has a reputation beyond repute (500105 total rep)oppenoppen has a reputation beyond repute (500105 total rep)oppenoppen has a reputation beyond repute (500105 total rep)oppenoppen has a reputation beyond repute (500105 total rep)oppenoppen has a reputation beyond repute (500105 total rep)
+84
Tag New Joke The red bicycle

There was this little Italian boy who went to a Catholic school. One day at school he went to a nun and said, “I would like to have a brand red bicycle.”

The nun said, “Before you go to bed tonight, when you get on you knees, ask God if you can have a brand new red bicycle.”

So that night the little boy got on his knees and said, “God, if you will give me a brand new bicycle I will be good for 6 months. Amen.”

He got into bed and thought to himself, “Man, there is no way I can be good for 6 months!”

So he got back on his knees and said, “God, I will be good for 6 weeks if you will get me a new red bicycle.”

Then he got back in bed and thought to himself, “There is no way I can be good for 6 whole weeks!”

So he got back on his knees and said, “Okay God, I will be good for 6 days if you will just get me a brand new red bicycle!”

Well, he got back in bed and laid there for several minutes, thinking. Then he looked put the window and saw the statue of the Virgin Mary in his backyard. He got up took his sheets off the bed, walked outside to the statue, put his sheets around it, walked back inside, and then put the statue under his bed.

He said, “Okay, God, if you ever want to see your mother again, you will get me a brand new red bicycle.”
oppenoppen is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 01-11-2019, 05:50 PM   #2
Beware the Gray Ghost.
 
grayghost's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: From Beyond
Posts: 47,075
Casino Cash: $358597
My Mood:
Rep Power: 10
Avg Rep Per Post: 11.71
grayghost has a reputation beyond repute (551350 total rep)x84
grayghost has a reputation beyond repute (551350 total rep)grayghost has a reputation beyond repute (551350 total rep)grayghost has a reputation beyond repute (551350 total rep)grayghost has a reputation beyond repute (551350 total rep)grayghost has a reputation beyond repute (551350 total rep)grayghost has a reputation beyond repute (551350 total rep)grayghost has a reputation beyond repute (551350 total rep)grayghost has a reputation beyond repute (551350 total rep)grayghost has a reputation beyond repute (551350 total rep)grayghost has a reputation beyond repute (551350 total rep)grayghost has a reputation beyond repute (551350 total rep)grayghost has a reputation beyond repute (551350 total rep)grayghost has a reputation beyond repute (551350 total rep)grayghost has a reputation beyond repute (551350 total rep)
+14
Default

Kid is playing hard ball!
__________________
We all make mistakes, as we all are human, yet you can take solace in one lone fact:
You weren't the one who let Vicki Vale into the Batcave.
grayghost is offline  
Reply With Quote
Reply
Tags: ,



Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 

Users Who Have Viewed This Thread In The Last 7 Days: 25
Bitter_Bear, Bondi Kiwi, chavi4, CPR, cruentas, danmnard, dunit, gregory360, grum54, GTDude, humpo, iceman681, Jolly_Johnson, lardog118, Nunbrew, poochie51485, rickken, saint66, Shade, shadowrider, Slwagner73, Stevensciem, Tochrio, TwinStop

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT. The time now is 02:52 AM.

Powered by vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2019, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.